Well today I have decided to try a funny post with things that can possibly be done to embarrass loved ones and friends. Please note I do not condone or endorse these said acts they are only meant to bring a smile or at least a shake of the head or possibly a "where does he come up with this stuff?" So shall we begin?
A really good one to do is when you are with your parents out in a crowded place i.e. Disneyland, Knotts, Magic Mountain, or any big amusement park or fair and there is a big crowd of people in your way that you want to get past use this method.
1. Hunch yourself over at about 30 degree angle.
2. Grab your stomach with your dominate arm.
3. In a very stern and rather loud voice announce that you are going to be sick.
4. If you can, have a really good nausea look on your face for the ones that turn around for believability.
5. Watch in amazement as people part for you like Moses parted the red sea.
Now here is a good one for those times when a parent or loved one or even a friend playfully smacks you in public. When said smack occurs make sure there are enough people around and in a very loud and almost hurt sounding voice say.
You: Hey don't touch me there!
You: I don't even touch myself there!
You; Not even in the shower!
Be warned that even though this is HILARIOUS to do there might be ramifications that follow depending on who you did this to these could be but not limited to.
1. Being made to sleep on the couch if done to significant other
2. Walking home if you didn't drive.
3. Getting grounded or possibly beaten when you get home, if doing it to a parent.
4. Getting possibly beaten if done to a significant other.
5. Not getting invited ever again on an outing or family vacation.
6. All the above.
So please use at your own risk.
If out with parents and you want a good laugh. Let's say you did something that embarrassed your parents and they didn't care for it and they start walking away like they didn't know you. You could always follow up with this fun little saying. Again in a stern voice that can always sound a little sad start with this.
You: "Hey don't leave me!
Parent: What?
You: The last time you left you said you were only going to go buy some milk!
Parent: What are you talking about?
You: Then we didn't see you for 6 months and when you did come back you said say hello to your new mommy or daddy!
Now be warned the above conversation may not go that way and it could also end up putting you up for adoption or military school so don't say I didn't warn you.
When you are out and about and let's say a significant other, friend or family member smacks you again because they didn't learn the first time. Always make a big deal about it, fake cry, throw yourself on the ground or just lay down holding the body part they hit and just start inhaling deeply followed by an owww.
When in Department stores always try on weird outfits that you don't need a dressing room for. A good one is find the old lady house dress or moomoo and pull it over followed by a nice floppy hat some sunglasses and a purse this is really fun if you are a guy. Then proceed to tell people you are in witness protection. Now be warned if you do this in a Wal-Mart store people might not pay attention cause they have seen everything in a Wal-Mart so nothing really shocks anyone in those stores.
Elevators are always fun places to embarrass friends and loved ones. Here are a few things to do when in an elevator with other people.
1. When the doors close announce very loudly "Nobody panic they will open up in a few seconds!"
2. Stare at someone intently when they finally look at you say "I have new socks on!'
3. When the elevator starts moving enthusiastically yell WEEEEEEEEEEE!
Well everyone I think I covered just a few things that can be done to embarrass friends and loved ones while you are out and about. I may post more at a later date feel free to let me know if you would like another list of things that can be done in the comment section below.
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